GOOD GAWD, HOW MANY SKARSGARD BROTHERS ARE THERE?!??!??

Yeah, if I took an afternoon to really think about it, I probably wouldn’t have all comedies on my list, but just thinking quickly about the movies I endlessly quote in conversation, that’s definitely the list.

Wow, okay Tekashi 6ix 9ine, no need to escalate the beef to that level. I’m just sayin’, no one carried bottles of water around when I was goin’ to high school in the ‘90s and none of us died from dehydration, even in gym class.

Can’t we just skip this fight and get what we really want — the viral video of AB issuing a world-class ass-whuppin’ to Tekashi 6ix 9ine?

“He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear submarine.” — There’s nothing better than English that requires also-English subtitles.

Scrapple: also nice, in measured doses =)

I think the PB-sandwich-in-Target thing is rude and inconsiderate, but it has very little to do with peanut allergies. Why does your kid HAVE to have a sandwich while you’re in Target? He can’t wait until you get back to the car? I kind of feel the same way about people who carry water bottles everywhere they go.…

Camp Lo’s “Stone & Rob Caught on Tape” is my favorite of their records. “2 Dope Boyz” is on constant rotation in the ride.

*Nope. That was Cypress Hill’s “Black Sunday.”

I love this list so much. Xzibit’s sophomore joint, “40 Dayz & 40 Nightz,” knocks pretty hard as well ... and “All We Got Iz Us” is one of those rare albums that makes you wonder where the hell they found those samples.

The Big Lebowski
Ghostbusters
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Spaceballs

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve heard in a long time. And Trump has been president for more than year now. Goddamn/congratulations.

I agree with a lot of this, but uh, you need to watch a few more Gap commercials, my guy.

I plant between 150-200 cloves every fall. I keep ‘em as long as they’ll last!

“All We Got Iz Us” is a very, very underrated record, both in terms of lyrical content AND production.

Good Gawd. About the only thing this cat is good for is getting clowned on “Desus & Mero.”

“Then ‘Time’ magazine printed it and you knew it was true. ‘Look at this, Karen — apparently the police have been beating up Negros like hotcakes. It’s in the June issue!’” — D. Chappelle

Slipknot is probably closer to a heavy-metal subgenre than a rock subgenre.

Calling Kenny G “jazz” is a function of how the music industry tries to pigeonhole people into a genre. That shit is “easy listening muzak” without question.

Classical music isn’t American in its origin, though.