I vote for another flaming tree, "Hardhome"-style.

It would be the greatest shit ever if Ghost takes over Ramsay's pack and turns them on him.

According to my extensive 2-minute search on Wikipedia, Dr. Brackish Okun (really??) was "knocked unconscious and the alien used his vocal cords to communicate, before launching a psychic attack on President Whitmore." I would imagine you'd have to launch a pretty hefty psychic attack to knock someone unconscious and…

I doubt we'll get many grizzly demises unless they're bringing back the bear pit. They'll probably be grisly.

That's on Alanis Morrissette, not Dave Coulier.

Yeah, I can't wait to see a U.S. presidential candidate mock and attack a 13-year-old on the campaign trail. How far we've come.

And the plot for this film isn't "too weak"? Every shot in the trailer matches up almost exactly with one from the original film. Bill Pullman even rocks the same silver fox beard as Data did in the first one!

Would it matter if they did? He's undead.

Really there's a pretty enjoyable slang lexicon surrounding it: trees, broccoli, relish, herb, tweeds, dank, buddha, nugget, sticky-icky-icky, ganja, tical (another Wu-Tang reference), mota, and my two personal favorites, "bahbahzee" courtesy of Redman circa '94, and a contribution from West Coast rappers, "dojja."

Now that, I am not familiar with.

Holy shit, that is so good.

The fact that one of her main reasons is "it doesn't repeat the same thing over and over again" is pretty lame. For being such a big Dolly Parton fan, she doesn't appear to be familiar with the amount of lyrics on her songs. Also, every single one of those tweets screams "trying too hard to be funny."

Golden-Age New York hip-hop is littered with references to "trees."

I don't know what any of that gobbledygook means, but "blow trees" has been around since the early '90s.

…if Kevan Lannister lets them go back (if Kevan Lannister survives this season).

I don't think there's anyplace in Westeros they could go, but the crowd in Braavos seemed awfully entranced with fictional Cersei…

If I could give this a bonus +1 for your handle, I would. #XmusJaxonFlaxonWaxon

….but you're cool with The Hound surviving a 40-ft head-over-heels drop off a cliff?

I shudder to think which muscle is the "Pope" muscle.

If blindness (learning to hone your other senses) is part of the Faceless Men training, wouldn't the Waif have gone through it as well? I know it was sort of used as a "punishment," but it was also an important part of how Arya was trained. I don't really see how darkness gives Arya the advantage.