A white 3-point specialist. That’s a new one.

Steve “Thomas Cromwell” Bannon, by most accounts the principal author of this XO, has spent most of the past 25 years in West LA and Orange County—the two largest concentrations of Iranian expats in the country. I’d bet good money that some “Shahs of Sunset” type rear-ended him on Wilshire Boulevard or Jamboree Road…

I seriously doubt even Trump and his minions could find someone who would be worse for education than Betsy DeVos

but, playing 4-on-5, they actually outscored UAB 20-16 over the final 6:04.

Hey now.

Thing is, it is not about isolation. It is about navigating the territory we do have, but not having the hardware to do even that. America doesn’t need 40 icebreakers. 6 are more than enough for rescue patrols, scientific research and paving out arctic lanes. This is also not about competition. It is about…

He’s droppin’ treys like he’s a bad waiter!

Waxing mythological, are we?

He’s no George Washington. I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn heads.

When I was a thinner man, I used to love Lance’s Captain’s Wafers. These would be your buttery category. They aren’t easy to get everywhere, though, so this past birthday — unprovoked — my brother bought me some. By “some,” I mean a box of 500 fucking two-packs of crackers, of which I made it through about 150. I…

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

I’ll find a sport with more simple rules and scoring, like cricket

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Now there’s a man who can really take it to the ring.

I’m not exactly sure how to properly thank you for this great piece, so I will just say that I could read multiple novels written by you about hand-wrapping.

Steelers frantically taking notes on how to score 7 points.

It was fun to see him run fast again. And a decent end to his career. I’d give Hester a big old red A.

Not just the Dodgers logo . . .

No, but King is about two blocks from here.