So I guess the coach reports this on the roster sheet tomorrow as Kane: Not able.

LC played 40 minutes down a player and would have left with a draw if it wasn’t for another boneheaded mistake. Arsenal needed two colossal fuck-ups by their opponent to capture the three points. I think that glass slipper is still as pristine as it was just a week ago. Plus, this is Arsenal we’re talking about.…

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

That’s ok Barry, with FanDrool you can play one day puppy fantasy football and not worry about season long commitments!

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

No! The podcast will now be a supplement to the regular Funbag.

People are hoping that Johnson will eventually change his mind and play professional football again. However, if he tries to catch on somewhere else just be warned that he’ll probably drop his comeback attempt before completing the process of returning to the NFL.

I've been a Milwaukee sports fan for 30 years. I've never wanted someone to succeed as badly as Giannis, he is the easiest pro athlete to cheer for that I have ever encountered.

It’s funny. Back when Carey was a ref, I felt like he was one of the elites. He would make calls confidently and correctly. He sounds like a confused old man on the broadcast side. Maybe he just had a very good crew supporting him.

I always thought the value of Mike Carey was to show how meaningless and arbitrary the review decisions are.

Man, the Scott family has bad luck with decisions involving majority voting.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

On the one hand, pretty gross. On the other hand, actually really gross, but at least he and Carney have done what they needed to do to get out of having to attend the annual Jonathan Thurston Is Better Than You gala otherwise known as State of Origin.

I'm unsure when it became okay to bring up the Clippers and not shit talk their uniforms. They remain bad, I won't tolerate silence regarding this issue.

The New Day are by far one of the best things on this program. The Rock, old man straight from the Attitude Era forgets WWE is PG now, as the New Day’s reaction to hearing the word “penis” on live tv was the best thing I’ve seen in a while.

If he makes a correct 4th down decision, it will be the first one.

In a related note, Packers management fed up with Mike McCarthy’s refusal to stop coaching like ass.

Rabbit of Seville is better.

Scott Walker breaking the teacher’s union is already paying off!