This whole thing is a bit too underhanded for my liking.

The Little League rules require players “strive to win.”

Dear softball, if you are a thing: this is what is called game theory. Is there a rule against it?

Two of them, in fact. Turns out that’s not quite enough motivation for me to get behind turning our schools over to Deion Sanders just yet.

“Pictured: The Chicago Tribune’s plan for school reform.”

As an American, on one hand I think that no Olympian in this day and age should be forced to swim with pieces of shit, but on the other hand Ryan Lochte is one of our better relay swimmers.

News flash: In my time at Gawker Media I have never, not once, or even heard a rumor about any of my stories or viewpoints being bent to some political will. Content has never been changed, swapped, watered down or re-construed in any way based on a political bias. In meetings I have never heard of such a bias…

This is very important to military issues, one of these people could be the next POTUS. This made no political claims, it just analyzed the transcript. As far as click bait, not sure how this is clickbait, certainly a lot of time and effort went into analyzing the statements made.

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

I’d like to know what The News’s need to multiply binomials has to do with Patrick Kane’s arrest.

The last thing Goodell needs is a little more rouge.

I was just sitting here thinking of how to continue from there.

Nice. If you see a redhead in a Tigers hat, that’s my wife. You’re not alone down here.