“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

If he decides to venture out into porn I think Chase Banks has a nice ring to it.

It’s true - I’ve tested it. On second thought, I should do further testing.

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

LOL @ all the people in your thread who are saying shit like, “get a job” and “I had good health care and lost it because OBAMA!”

I’ll add:

Not crazy, just ignorant/trolling. Quadrapedal mammals aren’t shaped the way humans are, 1) no butt cheeks to smoosh poop on to. 2) Their sphincter is actually on a protruding point from their rear haunches again, so that there is nothing to rub against. 3) when they poop, their colon actually protrudes a tiny bit out…

*eye roll*

Well I was just saying that someone clicking on an article about how cute a puppy is, to then race to the comments, only to get on his virtual pedestal about why dogs are the scourge of the Earth is probably an asshole and so unenjoyable in social gatherings that people would assumably prefer they weren’t there. That…

Look, the dog did this to HR--HR!!!!!--and you’re complaining? I’m not a proponent of animals in workspaces or stores or whatever, at all, but that particular animal is a fucking hero. He or she should be having statues chiseled in its form and poems composed in its honor, not anonymously slammed on some stupid…

I bet you’re fun at parties.

I suppose it’s not surprising that you seem to know so much about assholes.

I’m gonna guess you’re one of the human beings living a miserable life.

You’re probably a really fun person to have a drink with.

Well, Bernie did actually spend quite a bit of his life working for equal rights for women and minorities. It was my understanding that he was an independent mainly because he hates all the BS tied to working in a party and standing in line with party lines you disagree with.

yoy know what? Tell that to the majority of white women who voted for Trump, Bernie bros are not the reason she lost.

Ronch’s hidden ability is “Overweight”.

Pretty sure Ronch does have an ability, its just named None. Where he obliterates the entirety if existance and sucks it into his bottle. Ancient lore speaks that Ronch has countless worlds already inside of his bottle.

With a motherfucking chainsaw. We need to start taking them out.