When pumped for information, she replied mulishly, that what she read in the office resonated in her sole.

You’ve nailed it with your arch observations... Might be a little pedi, though.

I see you’re quite the heel.

You really put your best foot forward with that comment.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Of cooooourse leaks are “bad” when they don’t benefit the person you’re trying to help by leaking shit.

Don’t worry, Days of Our Lives will come back from the dead only to find out that Megyn Kelly is fucking its evil twin.

I have an idea for her daytime show:

We’ve had shitty governments before. Enough of the doom and gloom, start thinking about what you want and how to help achieve it. Start now, because elections are in less than two years.

So much for the party of state’s rights and small government! I hate these people so much. I’m so scared of the next four years. I have no idea how/if we’re going to make it.

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

Touch this fuckpad.

...and yet you have deigned to give voice to its terribleness.

I’ll wait here while you figure out what to do with the event horizon of irony you’ve just spawned.

Nah, sick opinion though.

By Heri Shinato.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Trump response:

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

Even back in the 80s they left a number to reach said cocksucker/whore.