Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

I may throw up.

I feel your pain. It just sucks.

I have curly hair that I wear curly. Now it looks like my toddler daughter has curly hair. And my reaction has been: “YES. STAND BACK EVERYONE, BECAUSE I HAVE THIS. THIS IS THE ONE THING I AM ACTUALLY PREPARED FOR.”

I got curly hair from my dad, who always had it short except in the 80s where he grew it and had it permed to look extra curly and fancy. So my mum never knew what to do with my hair. And now I have passed it on to my daughter, and every time I do her her I feel glad she has me to learn from. Although I always hoped…

Actually, think it’s a weird need for control. Yet with curly hair, the zen people learn early on - control is but an illusion.

My mom & I were walking along the main street of my hometown when I was around 15, and she casually turned to me and said, apropos of nothing, “Your sister’s going to be much prettier than you when she gets older.”

You win for Best Comeback.

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom