thebeancountess
The Bean Countess
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I hate J. Crew so much because even when I was at my skinniest size 6 I could not fit into their shirts or dresses properly because I HAVE BREASTS. I swear, they only make clothes for flat-chested women. I would try on a dress and it would be baggy at the waist and hips but wouldn’t zip or button over my boobs.

What does any of this have to do with a date? They weren’t on a date. She is a professional journalist interviewing a musician so this seems off topic.

I’m just sad winter is ending and plaids will go away again. I love plaid so much, guys. :/

I used to work at a hedge fund and it seemed like every single one of those dudebros had the gingham shirt complete with the fleece vest that they kept on their chair in the office. I don’t know what it is about working in finance that keeps your torso especially chilled.

No. All the finance guys in financeland, where I work, wear them in the summer and it’s depressing.

I’ve always wondered about this, especially in relation to those so called”mommy bloggers” and “mommy vloggers” who post every little thing about their kids online. I know that years later their kids may need a lot of therapy once they find out that their once raging diaper rash was shared as a two-part series.

Yeah but now that brilliant idea is tainted by the idea that he’d like it!

And yet, somehow, even dogs can fucking learn to understand it.

Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

Rot in jail, you fucking useless filth.

Wait, this isn’t from a JCrew catalog?

You can’t gently point something out to someone who you are calling a silly cow.

If they don’t die happy in each other’s arms at the age of 100 surrounded by adorable grand children, I’m going to be so bummed.

The similarities to Trump are neverending!

I’m not sure what you mean.... I grew up with children’s “princess” movies and I’m a totally well adjusted humanist.

Essentially 0.

Given her social, political, and financial status, the chances of her “being carted off to jail” even for the most egregious of crimes is very low.

You don’t need to defend Hitler, this isn’t the hill to die on.