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Annnnnd his wife is pregnant again from a conjugal visit to rehab.

If you don’t understand that assaulting another human being is a different order of crime than sex work, then you’re a psychopath. (Or more likely, a bad troll.)

No; otherwise, I could hire someone to play paintball with me, change my paintballs for bullets, shoot them, and have it only be “breach of contract.” She agreed to a certain type of work with a certain level of risk for a certain amount of money, and he changed it at the last minute to something with a much higher

I weep for his wife who must endure this on the constant and has no place to seek help as she is supposed to be subservient to her husband.

Why does she need to say she was raped for you to believe that she didn’t consent to the behavior that underlies her assault and battery claims? If a guy steals my car after sex do I have to claim rape for you to believe I didn’t actually lend it to him? I don’t know the law in the jurisdiction but she may not be able

Dude. That’s some fucked up reasoning right there. What she does on film has no bearing on what she consents to in real life. And you absolutely don’t have the right to do anything to a sex worker that she doesn’t want you to do (that’s rape, apparently you need that point it clarified).

sex workers can be raped too...

“Sounds like his religion/upbringing gave him a lot of self-loathing towards women.”

“more than one hundred pages of alibi documents”

This makes me sad that a website for grown women is following the rest of the media in fetishizing the teenage offspring of two formerly good-looking and famous people. That’s the entire sum of her ‘talent’ and no good can come of thrusting a fifteen year old into fame as we have seen time and time again. Sad all

The Bratz company would also love to make it clear that along with not doing Molly, the dolls have never “come alive in the middle of the night to murder and maim their captors” nor have they ever “hidden under a child’s bed and then crawled up to take any limbs poking out of the covers for the “doll devil”.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

‘Gross in Real Life’ would have been a much better title for his book.

Travolta Dog gets a pass.

After the cat that looks like Adam Driver, I honestly feel like this creature feature thing isn’t even trying.

Think about the 10 most fun times you’ve had sex in your life—would you want to experience all these times again simultaneously?

My dad got his DNA done recently and it was really interesting since Puerto Ricans were ethnically mixed so (relatively) recently. He was like 1/4 from west African counties, a small percentage Taino (the native people to the carribean islands) and a lot of European including some random countries but obviously mostly

“Hello ladies, you’re looking lovely this evening. Maybe we should all go back to my room...have you ever heard of Settlers of Catan?”

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.