I’m not sure it needed a reboot of any kind, but if someone was going to do it, this is the way to go. I will watch this and probably enjoy the hell out of it.

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

Falling into vaginas?

I think something inside my brain just broke.

EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE

Jesus, Abigail Fisher. THAT horrible person.

It’s always mildly fascinating to me when awful people have notably awful faces that conveniently match their awful insides.

It’s like a “chicken or the egg” situation to me: Were you originally born a horrible human, or did you just reactively become one out of despair when…

All the money and influence in the world and your kid ends up looking like an inbred potato.

That’s a great business idea! “Hey, does your douchebag kid have affluenza? Come to ILikeThunderstorms, Inc., and for a small fee of the entirety of your assets, we will cure your child of his disease by forcing him and you to actually fucking work for a living and realize that you are not the center of the universe!”

Every time an article from Jez gets cross-posted on Gawker, I wake up to hundreds of awful comments. I dismiss them, but the reminder of how angry/offended people get about something as innocuous as say, Ina Garten, is enough that if Jez does get folded into Gawker, I will no longer be commenting.

Gee, I can’t imagine why not giving any real consequences to a kid who’s never had any real consequences wouldn’t work.

“Eleanor, did I not telleth thee that the fletchings shalt be crimson?”

I don’t think people were upset that Caitlyn acknowledged that people are shitty towards transwomen who don’t look traditionally feminine. They were upset by the implication that it’s up the the transwomen to do everything they can to present themselves in the most feminine way possible to people the people around…

Every single time! The best running gag they have had in years.

Indeed. And Caitlyn running over people this season never got old. Buckle up, buckaroos!

Fun fact: Leonardo DiCaprio actually died in a small plane crash in 1995. All of his appearances in films since then are simply using re-purposed footage from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape that has been digitally altered to fit the new film’s motif.

I am with Kyle from South Park. Good for her for transitioning, but I didn’t like her when she was presenting as Bruce, I don’t like her now, and I definitely don’t think she’s a good person, and I don't think she is a hero.

So Caitlyn is uncomfortable with gay marriage, thinks government assistance for the poor is a terrible thing and is planning on voting for Trump, Cruz or one of the other fascist Republican clowns and now the man-in-a-dress comment. SHE. IS. THE. ABSOLUTE. WORST.

This exec is full of shit. He knows this is a lost cause. A little film called Star Wars comes out next week and the demand has theaters adding showings. It will be the only movie people talk about for at least the next two weeks. movies like this nonsense are then removed so that theaters make money. This movie…

“When you have an older-skewing audience, like this film, they don’t come out during opening week. You need some time for the audience to hear about it.”