Er..the lady equivalent.

i feel like after all that work i wouldn’t want my gift to be the baby. it’s like when you spend a lot of time making brownies from scratch and then you’re too tired to eat them....also there’s all the batter you ate earlier.....

I’d want a T-shirt that said “I was pregnant and all I got was this baby"

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

Don’t even want to be held all night by my husband. Men are like human blast furnaces and in the summer in the south noooo thank you.

lol, I don’t even want to live with my boyfriend that I’ve been with for 7 yrs. We live about 5 min apart and each own our own condo. All my girlfriends treat me like there is something wrong with this but they are going to need my couch once they hit their 40’s and are all getting divorced.

I’m just imagining a sad gorilla with an iPhone. “Wait...so u no girlfriend?”

Or *also* did away with many of the unrealistic, super expensive corporate attire expectations?

There’s a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That’s Making Women Have More Children

Sometimes I want real Mexican, sometimes I want Chipotle. I don’t pretend there’s any crossover between the two.

With synthetics, you can get the real thing except that it was made in a lab, not in the ground, created by well paid lab techs instead of mined by underpaid workers, for about a bazillion times cheaper. With no money from its sale going to De Beers or dodgy warlords. And me being a science nerd makes a lab diamond far…

Sell it to help finance a new Millihelen.

About this diamond? Eh. I don’t even like diamonds unless they’re black like my soul. Also, there’s the whole blood diamond thing so hard pass.

Give it to a foundation that fights against slavery in diamond mines? Give it to Amnesty international who actively works against violence linked to the diamonds trade?

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

This news is trash. This blog is not.

So sorry to see you go, and I’ll be following at the Toast. I know it’s just the internet, but this blog has meant a lot to me. Beyond the funny articles and the great makeup info, the millihelen commenters are some of the most supportive, lovely internet people I’ve ever met. I think that’s a direct function of the…

He has a certain striking bone structure about him.

I don’t give two shits about whether or not Trump is serious. It’s more terrifying to see a large number of American voters saying “that’s a good idea!” It appears that many Americans, my parents included, support literal fascism.