I wasn’t convinced!

That’s a shitty and incredibly patronizing thing to say. Just because you don’t believe it doesn’t mean you need to dismiss everyone who has had those experiences. It doesn’t have anything to do with logic. Go stroke your own dick to a true crime show.

Stephen King just threw up his hands. A lifetime of work Trumped in a single sentence.

Got it during a hunting trip. Sometimes nature hunts you. Karma’s a bitch, kid.

FUCK YES I DO. Crafting the perfect Halloween costume is the BEST. Here’s this year’s funnel cake and churro costume with bonus JR Donut dogs.

I was Robin to my son’s (1960’s version) Batman.

Though I loved books as a kid, and still do, Halloween fairy kinda sounds like a cunt.

With dreams of Broadway shattered, the staging of You’re A Good man, Charlie Brown ended with little fanfare.

I didn’t like dressing up as a kid, because it was cold and it was so stupid to get all dressed up and then put on a coat so no one could see it. It just seemed pointless. Then the Halloween fairy came. We could basically keep a few pieces of candy but then we put the rest out for the fairy and she would take it and…

I’m dressed as a penguin today.

She first helped pimp Jess out in an effort to help Jess make some money of her own... When Jess gave up that money and vocalized Zola’s part in it, Zola was clearly in a dangerous situation. She was already on tenuous ground for refusing to trap, so why wouldn’t she pimp Jess like Z wanted her to? How else could she…

As it should (with her consent). Zola was a pimp who made light of a woman who was coerced into being a sex worker, was likely raped, then was definitely assaulted and kidnapped. She’s a compelling story teller but...fuck her.

also was just thinking how men with huge cocks aren’t told “oh you have redundant penile tissue.” Everyone’s just “high five for your monster dong!” Shouldn't we women also be praised for being well endowed in our genital region?

Exactly. Are people just slug-trailing all over their pants and washing them every single time?

They’re usually designed to be worn without panties. I always wear them due to my comfort. I’ve seen a rectum or two at the gym also, thanks to tights that go sheer when stretched. I don’t want to subject my gym buddies to my asshole during stretches...

I love you for “spandex burger.”

I don’t get it....I wear panties with everything. Not a commando girl, ever. I don’t know if I’m just, um, wetter than average or something, but I don’t want secretions announcing themselves through my workout clothes.

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

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