It’s fine. Looks like a penis.

On one hand, women’s bodies have been scrutinized, commoditized, and violated in favor of an entitled public view for years, so I shouldn’t feel bad when it happens to a man. On the other hand, he was clearly on a private resort and just had his privacy wildly violated.

Eh, it's not bad for a penis. Hard to tell much when it's flaccid anyway.

Julia Roberts “saving” the violent, shitty relationship between Emma Roberts and Evan Peters is further evidence that Julia Roberts is a terrible person.

I give this engagement three months. Tops. With lots of spats and rumors of breakups starting in 84 61 47 33 days in the next week or two.

Do you love her, though? She’s always struck me as kind of an awful human.

They seriously could do so much better with a different name. I mean, Lactaid. LACK TAID. You might as well just call it “the thin white vaguely-milk-like liquid for butt problems.”

So the tabloids are giving up on the 900 week pregnancy? Shame.

I went through Holly Madison, Gwen Stefani, and “someone I don’t recognize” before I got to reading Rita Ora’s name.

WHO IS SHE

which one is rita ora

“We are face to face now, do you still have shit to say?”

No problem. So to shoot the ad, they had Christina STOP dying her hair and let it fade as close to her natural color as possible (that took 8 weeks). Then they dyed it the blonde in this video, and she recorded the video blonde part above. Then the next day they dyed her red and shot the RED part above.

However in the…

Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

Because the UK has really strict rules about advertising and this is suggesting that you can go from red to blonde very easily when anyone who has ever colored their hair can tell you that’s not the case.

They’re good, but I wish someone was still making big budget 2D animated films (outside of Anime). There’s nothing wrong with those. No one ever watched Snow White or Sleeping Beauty and thought, “this would be much better in CG.”

So she wrote a fan fic for her own series? But she didn’t go for the obvious slash pairing? Whatev, Stephenie. I’ll totes write the real love story about a dude named Jeb who falls in love Eli, but, like, Eli is super shy and damaged so he pretends to be straight and dates this weird, awkward girl Breeann, but Breeann…

And we should also stop saying we all “have it” because something is out of place, like “My OCD is kicking in”.

Because your kid isn’t the fucking devil?

Fuck IPA fever. I am so sick of wasting ten minutes per table explaining our vanilla espresso IPA, our 36,000,000-minute IPA, our Antidisestablishmentarianism IPA. Go hump a barrel of hops and GTFO of my face.

The resturant he worked at probably used a white cheese and he just assumed it was mozz since all white cheese is apparently the same thing.