thebeancountess
The Bean Countess
thebeancountess

My current relationship started as a random hookup. It has lasted longer than most Bachelor/Bachelorette pairings.

Nah

Thank you for filling up the last two hours of my work day. Down the rabbit hole I went - but at least it was really interesting.

As if it wouldn't be under their name...

Good old Hamm Sandy.

Anyone else assume the movie they were shooting was Mad Max?

Oh I’ve been! That’s what this place advertised itself as, so I thought it would be fun for us to go. It wasn't even close, haha.

Did she just...?

Aw thank you!!! I'm glad I had a reason to share this story with the world!

Haha okie dokie - it was an experience.

Wow, I’ve actually been to Hunkamania. It is a sad, sad imitation of Magic Mike. Seriously, sorry bros, but you don’t even compare.

That’s what I don’t get. Am I supposed to feel bad that he’s doing this to himself because he feels “discriminated against “? Because I sure don’t...

But how does lying face down on the bathroom floor have anything to do with that? Like, where are they making the correlation?

So. Fucking. Confused.

Oh. My. God.

I think we all know how he actually died...

It’s also very possible that in addition to the reservations they were short staffed. It always drove me nuts when people would come in and see the empty tables and assume they were available. Just because it’s empty doesn’t mean there’s someone to serve it.

Only if said bicycle rider had a raging yeast infection...