It’s true. And the rules continue: “Should Burma be able to maintain its sovereignty across a fortnight, both teams will submit one bowler to engage in the bonging of pots of scalding hot Darjeeling tea until one man soils his britches.”

“THIS HERM EDWARDS I CALL JON GRUDEN BECAUSE HE SHOUTS AT PEOPLE ABOUT FOOTBALL ON ESPN”

The Packers last three opponents have been penalized MN 8-110, CHI 12-95, DET 9-108. The Packers have a combined 112 yards. So yeah I’m not happy with the refs lately

I don’t really have a day job, sir.

As someone who has owned a variety of firearms in my life, has had a CCW since turning 21, and owns weapons requiring federal tax stamps, I feel carrying weapons into a crowded stadium in order to prevent a terrorist attack is a terrible idea for several reasons.

Typical Baby Boomer bullshit. Gets paid huge salary for job he sucks at, gets fired for sucking, then sues to get even more money. I am sure he’s the kind of guy who attacks Millennials and Gen Xers for being “entitled.”

Acting recklessly is much worse than acting negligently. With negligence, you’re just an idiot. With recklessness, you know you’re an idiot and do it anyway.

Yes, there are other things to do on Kotaku besides see eSports articles. Just like there are other types of articles besides sports articles on NYT or wherever. Would I be justified in complaining that the NYT is ruining my chance to watch a recording of the Super Bowl, because it’s not a dedicated sports website and…

Yes, it would be awesome if family members and friends of people gunned down by police with no explanation whatsoever could just, you know, be more chill about it. The “usual” seething anger and bottomless grief are so lame, amirite?

“HOW DARE YOU DO THE THING YOU ARE SPECIFICALLY PAID TO DO”

—Whiny motherfuckers commenting on a free website

Albert, I love 99% of this article. But why’d you have to go and say this:

Damn, as a Rangers fan that hurt but as a fan of all shit that's cool, keep on flipping man.

Really hoping the Jays sneak “God Save the Queen” in there if they make it that far. Might end the stupid thing once and for all.

Hass til I die.