To quote Flight of the Conchords, you gotta create some lady space.

Actually, I’d rather hear a Slayer version of this song.

We love you Jinni! My show of respect.

“On the plus side, he did use ‘hanged,’ not ‘hung,’ so credit where due for that.”

Way too many 12th generation Irish out there getting super nationalistic on St. Patrick’s day. I already have depression, translucent skin, a short temper, and alcohol issues; I don’t need a day to wallow in all that shit.

I wish he had been aborted.

Medford/Grants Pass, but that was your second choice, wasn’t it?

So they should just stop selling them altogether. Problem solved.

My money is on Estacada

This seems to be rather cut and dry and was a predicted outcome since the day they announced the change in policy. Doing so without seeking counsel about the issue of state law was reckless.

I’m all for raising the age limit, but I think he has a case here. The law in question says:

Klingon Jesus you mean.

Oh, I agree with you, I meant that even in countries who have traditions (legal and otherwise) that are directly related to England, and could accurately be referred to as Anglo-something, ‘Anglo’ means ‘white’.

Cause Anglo is code for white.

It’s weird how people miss the point. This is what descendants look like. Almost all human populations would have looked almost exactly like this 10,000 years ago, and for the preceding 290,000 years before that. Middle Eastern farmers brought “light skin” into Europe while at the same time, these people got lighter…

Also Marissa Paternoster (Screaming Females)

People used to give me shit in middle school for having a crush on Sporty, but I was fully prepared to die on that hill.

My first thought when I read this, was “why would any person of color want to live in Lake Oswego?!”

I’m a white guy who reads The Root because I want to try to fix shit that’s broken and I want insight and perspective on how to do that. But sometimes, goddammit, I just come away really pissed off. This is one of those times. Why, motherfucker, fucking why did you consume some of my valuable neurons with the…

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