Nobody reports that AVClub is better than that. lol

Bad Hair, the prequel?

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

That is exactly what it is.  You can almost say it’s the Batman where he begins.  

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.

This is my dream come true. When I was in first grade, I remember reading about the existence of New Coke in an old issue of 3-2-1 CONTACT magazine and I decided that I needed to try it. This would have been 1991 or 1992.

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…

Counterpoint: Make Mine Marvel, baby! 

Mine was painless too. Woke up and ordered tickets before getting ready for work through the ArcLight app for opening night, 9:45.

Only Fallon SNL bit that I can remember making me laugh: “I’m Carson Daly, and I’m a massive tool.”

I’m not going to try and get in The Rock’s head, so I’m not defending what he’s getting at here per se, but I — as someone that clearly identifies as a liberal and supports the progressive movement, who can’t stand the right as it exists today — believe he makes a very good point, in general about a segment, not all,…

Probably Jon Stewart’s best work

So meaty...

I told you Pluto would get its revenge!

Really?  “ThePeeTree Fartin” is calling other people out for being immature.  Go fuck yourself.

Who takes the time to comment on a recap of a show they claim not to watch?

HOT TAKE: Infinity War is a very good movie. Shockingly elegant at balancing a huge cast, and often very moving. The CG is a wonder throughout.

Is it hard to wake up every morning just begging to find shit to get offended about and self-victimize yourself over?