MEMORANDUM TO STANFORD BAND

I don’t see what you did there.

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

Obviously you don’t know anything about knees-iology.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

This is a completely justified response from a well-adjusted psyche.

NFL players are known for having short memories when it comes to injuries, and for having no memories during retirement.

Reports are Darrelle Revis has been frantically asking teammates to break his leg tonight vs the Colts