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So say we all. While another bite at the apple might be good if done properly (and I'm more than willing to keep an open mind, here), Ronald D. Moore's version has probably rendered any further reboots redundant, in my opinion. It was pretty much the definitive take on the material.

It's too bad she wasn't rockin' the sidepony this episode, but I'll take whatever Milana I can get, here.

Also, this article acts like Comedy Central just now ordered a new season of the show — they announced this renewal way back last summer/early fall, and they were dropping BTS shots from shooting on the new season on Twitter back in, like, January/February.

…Wait, there was actually a Rush Hour series?

Well — for my money at least — there was also the reverse-Bedazzling-with-her-teeth bit a few episodes back, as well.

Or, if you're handcuffed to the wall against your will in one of said bedrooms.

This. Couldn't have possibly said it better myself. That whole sequence is absolutely pulse-pounding.

Or a Korean playing a Chinese man.

"Wait…you know Aviv??"

…Choad-gargling fuck toilet.

"FRINGS BACK"

The kids are on fleek. You're gonna dig 'em.

This. Subtract those extraneous "bridging" bits of repeated footage (reportedly the work of Harry Tapelman, then-Vice President of MCA Television), and you actually have an extremely solid cut of the film, one much closer to the one originally envisioned by Lynch.

If you can pick up the Artisan DVD of the miniseries, both the Broadcast and Director's Cut versions include Storaro's lengthy (and at times borderline-pretentous, yet always interesting) written treatise on his approach to shooting it, and the color-schemes involved.

The high school where I teach actually has two vintage hardcover copies of that edition (first printing, probably). They're likely worth some dough on the secondary market. Sadly, they also have copies of the Dune prequels, too.

This was a pretty great episode last night. The moment when Trump realizes mid-speech that his grand solution could be defeated by a rope is straight out of a Christopher Guest movie.

Sad-upvote for this, since I'm also going to drop Moonbeam City into this conversational-context.

Where's my Waingro prequel-novel??

…Or talking porn-toilets, for that matter.

Lucky bastard…