The full transcript of the tarantula legal-disclaimer from the episode:

"Honestly, it's hard to remember that Raylan and Ava were the show's original couple, even if a sizeable contingent of fans did spend the ensuing seasons pointing out how much better Ava was than Winona."

"…How 'bout a starter-tap?"

"I TOLD YOU ASSHOLES TO LEAVE YOUR CELLPHONES IN THE CAR!!!"

…Which reminds me, I'd REALLY love to see this show stick Gillian Jacobs in that tan unitard again, somehow. Yowza.

"WHEN YOU GET TO HELL, SAY HI TO MOLLY"

Just call up Larry Drake.

Same here, re: the "two TVs" situation (HDTV for current-gen gaming, SDTV for previous gens).

Drunk History actually kinda did this last season.

JMS touched upon this sort of thing (backstage politicking) a bit during the fourth and fifth seasons of "Babylon 5," which makes me quite interested to see how he'll approach it with this project.

"…It's okay, he's a Satanist."

100 percent agreed. In my mind, "Behind the Laughter" was the series finale, and the show ended at Season 8 (which is also the Hank Scorpio-season). I now require no additional "Simpsons" in my life.

"…These guys are pros, Michael. They're gonna push the tension 'til the last possible moment before they strip."

It's now being taught at Greendale instead.

"Mary had a steamboat / The steamboat had a bell / Mary went to Heaven / The steamboat went to— Hey! Rocko! Cattle! Look at all the cattle."

This. I'd far prefer a full, 22-episode Season Six than a 13-episode Season Six and a movie.

But he still had three days left on the rental!

Fives have lives, Fours have chores, Threes have fleas, Twos have blues, and Ones don't get a rhyme BECAUSE THEY'RE GARBAGE.

Agreed — Harmon easily could've spread an entire semester across a whole season, for instance.

"Borchert Borchert, loved computers more than women's butts or hooters."