Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

The last time the Patriot line was that overwhelmed by Broncos was the Battle of Waxhaws.

IF you have to use a first and last name in your title to describe a Brazilian footballer then chances are he isn’t going to “make it”

I’m still getting reply-alls from the CBS NCAA Deadspin tourney. This was a week ago.

the public would at least get a slightly better deal in exchange for gifting hundreds of millions of dollars to billionaires. It’s not much, but it’s something

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Seriously? Has Russell Wilson’s faith ever hurt anyone? I mean, if that’s going to be your criteria for deciding who to root for, I think the choice between a guy who beats a child and a guy who is a little too pious is pretty easy...

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

“Wealthy people like to buy things and have their way,” Rickman said. “Historic districts are fragile.”

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

I realize this is how sports commentators view their audience but here I am, at a bar, in a well appointed outfit. Alone. Since 10:00 a.m.

Vanderbilt and Texas A&M would like a word.

Yeah, Vandy is such an easy/shitty school. I'd be embarrassed to have earned a degree from there. For real.

Never seen one of those interviews worth listening to. Silly tradition that should have been canned long ago.