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God let this pot boil over already!

That dehumanized dread has crept into my heart slowly over the past ten years, and there it remains, withering me from the inside like a determined parasite.

Don’t worry Kendall, nobody sees you as sophisticated

They better not fucking draft vets, cuz I refuse to fight for an empire.

Ok but as a trans woman myself I really need to know: is she fuckable?

I hope it’s all the white people that keep moving into my neighborhood. I’m the only white person allowed around here! Get the fuck out, and take your 3 identical looking, over-priced bars with you! God I swear if the price of groceries goes up around here, I will burn one of those motherfuckers down.

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er uh, I mean... KIDS THESE DAYS DON’T EXERCISE ENOUGH: thinkpiece at 11

I would wager that anything that requires you to actually move your body is more intense overall than an activity that consists of driving.

Also, what is it about the word cello that invites the prefix, “fucking?”

I might hate it more but only because I already knew it was resistance themed. Hence, my blind rage at the opening shot of pepsi can being opened, and subsequent cut to a woman playing fucking cello on a rooftop, caused me to convulse and close the window before I could actually watch.

I have to maintain a full-time course load in order to receive full benefits.

I’m a 30 year old college student using the GI Bill, and I have trouble writing papers on time. I engage with the subjects at level somewhat higher than your average 19 year old student, but I have less energy, and am slower overall. My papers are well reasoned and structured, but... I write slow. On top of that, all

I dare you! Fucker!

Whoever called that in is a rat fink bastard.

Even if they did, so what? Are they trying to insult her? Maybe they were like, “Who cares about this spoof, this is our character and she will come to own that name far more than any silly porn spoof.”

So, because a completely unrelated company BASED IN JAPAN made a porn parody using the source material of the first, likely against the wishes of the IP, and they chose the same name—completely by happenstance—she is somehow tainted? Uh-uh. YOU are the one associating it with a porno.

Anchor tank!!!!

I like her, but I play hog about as often as anything, and one hook and she is dead. The initial damage after the hook is enough that I only need to jump around a little and land another shot on her massive hitbox skull with my scrap gun, and she’s toast. I guess she should save fortify to stop my hook. Rein can stop