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Her shield is fookin tiny and while it never fades, it’s tiny HP and minuscule size makes it terrifying to fight behind. Rarely do I see teams hunker down behind it, because it groups them up like a family sitting down for dinner. All it takes is one Junkrat to crash through the front window and ruin the evening.

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This is transnational America, then?

I love how perfectly obsessed with yogurt you are. I have been following your writing about yogurt for years. I do not eat yogurt.

OK I am seriously loving the nicknames.

They had better approve my comments because I am both beautiful, and charming. It would really help their brand to have my saying anything at all.

You should approve this comment.

As a transsexual, I feel very seen by this new movie about a woman who cuts her whole body off and replaces it mostly with silicone.

That is some real nerdy shit you weaved together there

I remember when that fat piece of shit, Mark Madden, declared that he would never talk about Pirate’s baseball ever again, because they were boring, and were always *almost* playing .500 baseball. I wonder what he thinks now?

The Pirates had been sucking since basically I was born. While I was growing into adulthood as a Pittsburgh native who left town to join the military, it was perhaps the one constant in my complicated life.

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

I only do housework because for me it is part of the feminine erotic (haha so gross, sorry). But it works, I have a clean and orderly place, and I feel accomplished even if I don’t do much else that day. My head is so much clearer without the clutter.

I only do housework because to me it is part of the feminine erotic (haha so gross, sorry). But it works, I have a clean and orderly place, and I feel accomplished even if I don’t do much else that day. Having an uncluttered space clears my head like nothing else.

Thank god for Janet Mock.

Trump can’t even be racist right.

Beef his offense. The only way out is through.

This is not real. No trans girl I know gets locked in a men’s prison and is like “now is a good time to stick a finger in my ass”

This is a lovey piece of writing. Thank you, Ethan.

I’m a vet using the post-9/11 GI bill and I recently (2 weeks ago) just got a bill for 3k. It’s probably because I dropped a class I was struggling in to save my GPA, and it took me under the full time minimum, but I actually have no idea, because they don’t tell you why you owe, simply that you do.