"Chronic cretinism" kills me.

I'm more amazed that apparently shrimp can now play basketball.

It's good to know that you're perfect and have never done anything wrong in your life, Akimbo. I, too, am a firm believer that people should never forgive anyone for anything ever.

You know what just sunk in right now? Why isn't Naomi Watts in more things?

Rey's parents are Count Dooku.

Yeah, was youtube always this way? Nowadays when I go to see what's trending it's always like a Jimmy Fallon video or some bullshit.

Sure. But are you really gonna say that Only God Forgives wasn't pretentious? I think that movie is great by the way.

Super excited for this. There's no denying how pretentious Refn is, but I love it (minus Valhalla Rising).

I actually tend to agree with AA Dowd the most and I think his harshness is greatly overstated.

I love this movie. It's, along with Upstream Color, the ultimate "meditation movie". It's the feeling of just a little dab of moisture around your eyes.

Interesting. I think the first ASM is the worst of the bunch.

No hate for the first ASM?

I'm not too big on the name but I actually think that logo is lovely. Its actually given me a little hope that this movie might be fun and cartoony and not just a series of bland music videos and skating montages like the last two. If the movie can capture the tone of that logo I'm all in.

Your username is hilarious.

How come no one talks about Atlantique Sud? That's my favorite right now.

Yeah, but remember Season 2 of Breaking Bad? All the episodes with the pink bear created the message "Seven Thirty-Seven Down Over ABQ" so it's not like Gilligan is above having some fun with episode titles.

Thank you, Pearl Commissar AKA Sheltie. Since there's so many suggestions I decided to just pick a name at random and start there. I landed on you, Pearl Commissar. As such, I shall begin my punk journey with these bands which you have so kindly picked out for me. Blink 182. Good Charlotte. Sum 41. Lead the way.

Thanks guys. I guess The AV Club isn't just a bunch of nerds after all. Looks like I've got some homework to do.
*Smashes head through plywood*
*Starts moshing*

As someone who wants to get into punk, can anyone recommend some bands I should start with?

The AV Club won't judge you based on your looks… Unless you look like these guys, in which case you can fuck off.