Take my money now.

I'm looking forward to this. Ya, I said it.

Am I the only one who thought that looked surprisingly not horrible?

Have you actually listened to pop recently? Taylor Swift and Beyonce are some of the more exciting people in pop. Ariana Grande. Ed Sheeran. Sam Smith. Fuckin Pitbull. Now that's rock bottom. That's where we're at.

I think most people can agree on season 3 being the best.

Wow, I really didn't think we'd get a Turbulent Juice vote.

I almost went with SNL but I've got to give it to Fake Door Commercial and Plumbuses

I'd say season 2 is still the worst season but this season definitely wasn't top tier Game of Thrones.

Poor Kartheiser. He's never even gotten a fucking nomination.

Well… Veep is a laugh out loud kind of show. I think you have too much faith in Emmy voters.

The Great Gatsby is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I hate it so much. Especially the first 30 minutes or so. Every line feels awkward, every scene feels false. Tom's slap being in slow motion in the middle of a party montage? Truly awful. It also gets to the heart of why a Great Gatsby movie can never work.…

Mistress America: Should I give this another try? I generally love Noah Baumbach (I thought While We're Young was his weakest due to the turn it takes in the last act and I haven't seen Margot at the Wedding) but this one felt like the film Baumbach's detractor's accused him of making all along. I never agreed with…

I think it's pretty obvious that this is part of Rick and Morty. I don't think Roiland would use the exact same art style for his new show. The eyes, especially, give it away.

My favorite pre-fame performance has to be the minute of screentime Seth Rogen gets in Donnie Darko.

That's how I feel whenever Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new movie.

I want to punch whoever came up with the title for this movie.

Wait, Black Mirror got cancelled? I could have gone on in ignorance A.V. Club!

*Wipes single bead of sweat from brow / breathes sigh of relief* For a second I thought it was the good Damon Wayans.

THE MASTER! From the very first shot.

Not really related to your main point (which I think is wrong) but I really hope they don't fuck up the eventual Kanye West movie. That has the potential to be amazing. The hard part is casting a guy to play Kanye.