Reindeer urine gets you high? Or is this like the time my brother told me that eating botulism would help me grow a mustache?

I wish they would leave me to do my dark bidding.

Great Job, Compuserve!

I would say Soderbergh is more of the Radiohead of directors. But also, I'm kind of pretentious.

I agree.

I think the first frame and final frame of that show were in fact the exact same frame.

HIPPODROME. I was just talking to someone about Baltimore, and could not remember the name of the theater there.

What town? I was the audio mixer on that tour.

No, he thinks he's one of the Models, inc.

You're hot. Can we do sex?

You see, a white mass walks like this…

They got the rights to the music? Looks like I'm not pitching my song "Wind Cries Larry" to the producers now.

I liked Firefoxtrotter. Steve Carell is sent to Russia to steal a super-secret dance move that is controlled by his thoughts.

SHE IS MARION COATSWORTH HAY.

Holy shit, one of my favorite artists in one of my favorite bits!

This guy's mom sounds like a fucking idiot.

A brand new BMW killed my parents. You want to be a little more sensitive in the future?

Well, this isn't about Spalding Grey at all.

Casting-wise, it would probably be better if all the roles were played by Worf.

How else would I gain his power?