You have to get your brain into another gear when you roadtrip a tactical vehicle. Adopt the “Yeah, ya’ll can go lots faster but I can turn right ANYWHERE” mindset, and chug along.

Brilliant. Best advertising $1,500 worth of ingredients ever bought.

Anybody thinking of hiring Butch Jones to coach your high school remember: Kamara wasn’t a starter, at Tennessee.

Beavers are one of the reasons God and I invented smokers to begin with. Beaver and wild turkey should be cooked no other way.

That polygraph result might have been pertinent before the election, but what possible relevance can it have now?

After an extensive review of the literature I’ve conclusively determined that nobody in the history of ever has benefitted from having a Nazi in their life.

I’m worried about the President’s self esteem...

And what, exactly, would you do with any recovered shot glasses?

1.13 million Canadian is what, 36 regular?

Okay, I’m an old white guy, served my Country when I was told that was appropriate, have never voted for a Republican, or an overtly-racist Democrat, have never wished harm or disadvantage on anyone because they didn’t look like me. I am sincerely asking, can you please explain to me how that sentiment can be anything…

So, yeah, it’s racist, just racism you approve of.

Go read a copy of the Constitution, it’ll be one less thing you’ll look stupid about.

Excluding anyone from public office based on race is racist. You can toss all the bullshit against the wall you want and it won’t change that.

Too late to run and hide, Sparky, you already demonstrated that despite all the noise you make you don’t know even the basics of what governance in this Country is built on.

We’re waiting, you snot-nosed punk, for you to explain this wondrous referendum to amend the U.S. Constitution that you pulled out of your ass.

Oh really. Why don’t you explain how that works.

Wrong again, Sparky. Any member of Congress under 50, and there are several, has been in your specified age bracket this century. Furthermore, I find little that’s magical about that particular cohort; they tend to be as rigidly set in their ways, right or wrong, as anybody else.

Voting people out of office is what you do in a democracy. Imposing an age limit would require amending the Constitution, which ain’t happening.

Why stop at holding office, old people shouldn’t be allowed to vote, or drive, or shop at the same store as younger people. or hold up the line at the Post Office.

Don’t blame me for your shitty, failed attempt to make a shitty point, you whippersnapper.