So you want something other than democracy.

So, it’s not?

Yeah, let’s turn everything over to people born this Century, as soon as they get out of high school.

I was a cross-country truck driver for almost 30 years, why anybody would want to pretend to be one escapes me.

So there’s no Electoral College in Union elections?

It’s what people will watch. An outrage click counts as much as a satisfaction click.

That’s just indigestion, take 2 Tums and don’t call me in the morning...

Clearly it’s Robbie Robertson’s fault. He wrote in The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down about George Stoneman tearing up railroad tracks, so it’s really Canada’s fault. Or the Union Army. Or somebody.

Want a shitstorm of publicity for your flying car? Build it in secret then fly it around without telling the press anything. Hide from them, don’t take their calls, cover your thingamajig with a tarp when you’re not buzzing around over their heads.

It was Johnson, that tweet was setting up his alibi.

Those are Patriot Nutrients now.

RUN AL RUN!!

They really need to invest some of their ill-gotten gains in security.

Come back in 30 minutes when you really need to piss, you’ll figure it right out.

Malaria never looked that good a day in her life.

There is no Constitutional Right to criticize Trump or say mean things about him, no matter how true, because the Constitution doesn’t say “Trump” anywhere in it.

That would keep you undecapitated, which is almost always good.

Too many hundreds of hours in an M151A1 running around Fort Hood to leave my neck hanging out for any stray wire. Needs a wire-catcher on the front bumper...

Old step vans will Sawzall into a pickup with a HUGE bed area you can walk into from the cab. Strap an engine hoist down and you can back WAY down a boat ramp to pluck and replace an outboard...

Ruck Fush.