I always carry stacks of buckets in my lap, doesn’t everybody?

Road rash in contaminated water...

“Should Have Evacuated Yesterday”

In 1982, when small dinosaurs still roamed, I needed an alternator for a ‘69 911. Since I was in Mannheim I drove to Stuttgart to get it. Was $186 in 1982 dollars. When the PX parts store would cheerfully sell you an alternator for ANY American make for $27.

Yeah, but the wussies do it without trailers.

The Sorento is in the other lane...

I just tell people I’m a semi-retired assassin.

Prime candidate for a Battle Car...

You have to ask?

Consider it gifted.

Bail just before a turn/curve. Distract the driver and hopefully cause a crash which gives the ne’erdowells more important things to do than chase you.

An Oval Jerk?

You’re an adult now so you can just put off important shit instead of doing it.

Trump doesn’t make donations, he just announces them.

I’ve been shot in the foot, but not the dick. Forced to choose the foot will have another scar...

Better preserve any texts or tweets about it, and lock down what any potential witnesses will say.

Wait ‘til you hear who’s living at the White House...

I would do illegal and immoral things for a 928 wagon.

A throwaway article on all the issues flood cars will likely develop and some good advice on how to identify such vehicles would likely prove useful to many.

It’s not that it’s in “Bird Law”, you got it from the Trump University School of Bird Law...