I would absolutely never murder two people for a Jaguar.

It would do a steady 135 on flat ground, but with a 20+ mile downgrade...

Let me know when the estate auction is.

Cheapest drug there is, and it’s legal.

Owning one doesn’t necessarily mean knowing anything about them. I bought a ‘69 911 Targa in 1980, drove it all over Western Europe and got my money back in early ‘83 and never knew much about the car except you can get a speeding ticket where there’s no speed limit (there’s a lot of gravity coming back to Germany…

That woman had days when she looked as good as anything that ever shat between shoes...

Long term this should be handled by the local people.

Or several rescues by boat...

Local people will likely remember, and it might not be all that profitable in the long run.

Take all the water your compact will haul, somebody needs it and I’ll bet you run into them.

Want some cognitive dissonance go watch a West Wing...

I do almost the same thing, only with Hot Pockets in the microwave...

Doesn’t matter how stupid they need to be, they always rise to the challenge.

Nah, if you look close you can see the actual lights well clear of the water.

You either gotta laugh or cry, and they have plenty of water.

It’s okay, nobody will see them. Us grays are stealthy...

Can’t be out in your kayak without your PFD. It’s the law...

She’s knitting one. When she gets it done she’ll start on a kayak...

It’ll never be as cool as this movie car coming up for auction...

I self-identify as Monica Bellucci’s husband, but that restraining order gets in the way...