Wrong again, Sparky. Any member of Congress under 50, and there are several, has been in your specified age bracket this century. Furthermore, I find little that’s magical about that particular cohort; they tend to be as rigidly set in their ways, right or wrong, as anybody else.

Voting people out of office is what you do in a democracy. Imposing an age limit would require amending the Constitution, which ain’t happening.

Why stop at holding office, old people shouldn’t be allowed to vote, or drive, or shop at the same store as younger people. or hold up the line at the Post Office.

Don’t blame me for your shitty, failed attempt to make a shitty point, you whippersnapper.

So you want something other than democracy.

So, it’s not?

Yeah, let’s turn everything over to people born this Century, as soon as they get out of high school.

You do know where those are built, don’t you?

Last time that was tried it took four years for the shooting to stop. At least the organized shooting.

I was a cross-country truck driver for almost 30 years, why anybody would want to pretend to be one escapes me.

So there’s no Electoral College in Union elections?

It’s what people will watch. An outrage click counts as much as a satisfaction click.

She’s running for the Senate to replace Corker.

That’s just indigestion, take 2 Tums and don’t call me in the morning...

Pro tip for future reference: If Marsha Blackburn’s for it, it will fuck you, somehow.

Clearly it’s Robbie Robertson’s fault. He wrote in The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down about George Stoneman tearing up railroad tracks, so it’s really Canada’s fault. Or the Union Army. Or somebody.

This is why you don’t hire lawyers who graduated from the Trump University School of Law.

Want a shitstorm of publicity for your flying car? Build it in secret then fly it around without telling the press anything. Hide from them, don’t take their calls, cover your thingamajig with a tarp when you’re not buzzing around over their heads.

It was Johnson, that tweet was setting up his alibi.

Those are Patriot Nutrients now.