RUN AL RUN!!

This motherklukker isn’t moral enough for the Klan in Alabama in the ‘50s, but they are split on sending him to the Senate...

They really need to invest some of their ill-gotten gains in security.

Come back in 30 minutes when you really need to piss, you’ll figure it right out.

Malaria never looked that good a day in her life.

The problem is paying for it.

There is no Constitutional Right to criticize Trump or say mean things about him, no matter how true, because the Constitution doesn’t say “Trump” anywhere in it.

That would keep you undecapitated, which is almost always good.

Too many hundreds of hours in an M151A1 running around Fort Hood to leave my neck hanging out for any stray wire. Needs a wire-catcher on the front bumper...

Hardest thing to teach is what the student doesn’t want to learn.

Random naming is obsolete. Extreme weather events should be named for influencial science deniers.
To keep the sequential lettering scheme intact, I hereby christen this storm Issa.

Old step vans will Sawzall into a pickup with a HUGE bed area you can walk into from the cab. Strap an engine hoist down and you can back WAY down a boat ramp to pluck and replace an outboard...

Trump has all the best words already...

You wouldn’t understand the proof.

You should be freaking-the-fuck-out adjacent.

Ruck Fush.

Some folks are in a bigger hurry to die than others...

I always carry stacks of buckets in my lap, doesn’t everybody?

Road rash in contaminated water...

“Should Have Evacuated Yesterday”