*stares from porch to Gibraltar and the Falkland Islands*

Generally agree. 10 Things I Hate About You slams to mind despite Ledger's charisma bomb. You don't even see them lasting the week when the power of the WS original is in the chemistry cementing an ego-swallowing change. A good college try of an adaptation as they say, especially since college (and class, and…

*definitely without a script

Technically no. He can still act, in his way, but I've backdated his assholery to "forever."

I never cared enough to check, but Heath Ledger gets sewn into a burlap sack so he can have a sleepover with his girlfriend. Seems period enough.

Twitter is already a cascading series of morsel buttons.

I've always thought of it when Cuban Missile Crisis 2.0 (just wait) that @jack will be faced with shutting down the servers and will go "…nah."

Sidebar: anyone find it both smurfy and SAD! that he hung onto his old handle with the fit-for-YouTube-and-Twitch-celebrity "real" prefix? No doubt to hang onto those carefully bought follower bots.

::carefully fluffs pillows, makes tea, arranges snacks nearby::

I honestly think the only palliative to this situation is some 80s shlock-horror director takes it upon themselves to literally film 45's fever dreams. This is Troma governance.

At least Ol Piers is currently being body-slammed by a feral tidal wave of Harry Potter fans, including his own son, for his own inability to silence - just this once - his cringey, pathetic wounded ego's shrieking when Women Do Things.

Cate Blanchett is already in Ridley though. Let's sub in Tilda Swinton or Gretchen Mol for her, give Cate the "Daisy."

I was just going to mention a different Baz party, the one in Romeo + Juliet where Leo/Rom is high on acid, there's a drag show, and he briefly sees Tybalt and Lady Cap making out.

I don't know what you mean.

Not *their* worst song, *the* worst song. Have to clarify.

Ugh right, and card carrying Actual Nazi whose personal Twitter profile says "[N-words] DO NOT FOLLOW"

I swiped up from the bottom about fifteen times til the massage part to hit select and copy and word count website nearly crashes to tell you: Total word count: 2960
Characters (including spaces)16816
Characters (without spaces)13877

Just finished my personal bingewatch/binge read-AV-Club. The finale easily was my favorite episode, because of the sudden flood of potential. Issa/nonprofit and Molly/lawyer office was getting a little staid, but Kelli and Tiffany completely transformed the dynamic in a way I'm pleased to see will extend to the second…

I'd honestly love it if Molly got pregnant from this hookup, and had to search Malibu for him, and finds out he lives with his mom or something.

Ol Teller! Genius. *bites fist to not scream*