Yawn.

I demand she has her second one-night-stand with me.

Dude: it's the 21st century. You don't need to qualify your opinions. You just say what you feel without examining it and get butt-hurt when people don't agree with you.

Dennis Reynolds caused 9-11. When are you people going to wake up?

MAN, I can't wait for the Star Wars backlash.

She's still my fondest celebrity crush.

I remember liking it. I also remember being kinda drunk, and half falling asleep.

Kamala the metamorph.

This is my new jam:

Did you know that in just three short years, EVERYTHING will feature a stormtrooper?

This is the first item I've read about the Dark Tower movie idea that makes me think it might not end up a complete fiasco.

The internet search to find material that places her in a gay context is remarkably short.

Abdul's number crunch always gets me. 32.33 repeating, of course.

I hate to be that guy, but WoW will be the 6th book in the series, not the 5th.

…Because if there's one thing the Star Wars universe has always handled with dignity and realism, it's romantic relationships.

Good lord, I can't stand him. I mute the broadcast so I don't have to hear his baffling drivel.