Your Magnum Opus. The Simpsons had an episode entitled Homer’s Enemy in which a man named Frank Grimes looks at Homer skating through life, doing less than the bare minimum at work and as a parent and somehow being rewarded for this. Grimes has the perfect response to Homer’s good life “If you were in any other…

Sorry you didnt get that promotion, bud. Keep yer chin up

Who needs to worry about fires when you’re providing so many white tears?

Meanwhile, a new rumor from Fandomwire suggests Idris Elba will play the Adrian Chase incarnation of Vigilante in James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad.

“asked the jury pool ... whether they believed people who told racist jokes and sent racist memes were racist”

It was a mediocre show that tried to be important, which I think is why it got as much hate. As opposed to something like Ballers, which is mediocre and seems completely aware of this fact.

I mean...Team Blue are still professional basketball players. It’s not like Team USA was going up against a college team or the AND1 crew. Those dudes are definitely able to ball and must be relishing the opportunity a lot more than Team USA.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

That was so cringy! My heart is breaking for that little boy. In that moment, he was scared and his dad was too much of a douche to let it go. That whiteness comes through deep...

I feel super bad for the kid. He’s only 8, so odds are, he has to deal with being around that racist asshole for another 9 or 10 years, and said racist asshole doesn’t seem like the type to be open to hearing about his shortcomings.

When your toddler has to be the one to tell you the difference between right and wrong it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life.

That was really horrible bunting form, even for a pitcher. I understand that he needs to protect his throwing hand, but he did not have proper hand positioning to control the barrel of the bat.

And a sequel is the perfect excuse for them to. In the same way Majora’s Mask proved the perfect excuse to experiment with stuff as wild as the mask allowing Link to assume the form of deceased characters’ spirits. He didn’t just shapeshift after all, he was literally channeling the spirit of that deceased Goron or…

Or... OR

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

The last season of ILC was painful. No Wayans involved, unfunny sketches, too many guest stars to try and make the show what it was. From the Fly Girls, to their brilliant hijacking of The Super Bowl Halftime show, ILC did more with it’s brief run than SNL has done in nearly 30 more years

Thanks for the update. The uncertainty was killing us.

I think being Jaded is a trap. It’s like loneliness: the more you participate in the solitary life, either because you find other people difficult and the social-grind to be a burden, or because you just find human interaction challenging, the harder and harder it becomes to connect with people and break out of that…

I skip all Rogan’s episodes with Shapiro, Peterson et al. He’s far too credulous to have any kind of interesting discussion on those kinds of issues imo. I will still tune in though if it’s someone like Brian Cox or his comedian/actor friends like Joey Diaz and the like.

or tl;dr “go fuck yourself, Khargon”