One million percent this.

Ben Shapiro = the most recent offspring from the mantle of William F. Buckley. Also known as: the latest idiot in a long, Long, LONG line of idiots.

Stick to sports!!!

Hey, I agree! That makes sense! But small town Louisiana?? It’s like the illustrator thinks the price in Brooklyn is the same all over the country (and assumedly from a few years ago), lol...

Gas is $3.79?? In Louisiana???? That’s the real horror story, here!

I think you meant Kyle Orton, my good man, not Kyle “Pro” Boller (what a goddamn hilarious nickname, in retrospect).

#notallratscowsandmosquitos

Any Real Housewives show has 1000% more realistic drama then The Newsroom. I mean...watch that clip, go back and watch an episode. It is not “okay” or “meh”; that show really, really sucks.

Exactly. This show SUCKS. If we can’t even make fun of The Newsroom, then the terrorists have already won.

I mean...Team Blue are still professional basketball players. It’s not like Team USA was going up against a college team or the AND1 crew. Those dudes are definitely able to ball and must be relishing the opportunity a lot more than Team USA.

Jaysus...

While I agree with most of your point (about mascots and their names), surprisingly, the term “Indian” is actually NOT offensive to many indigenous people. I was very surprised by this, mainly for the rationale you mentioned (Columbus - “We’ve landed in the West Indies!”).

Why everyone is freaking out about this is strange. This happens literally ALL the time. Hotels/Meeting Space sign a contract for a date, then walk a group at the last minute. This happens to weddings, meetings, tables at a convention, etc.

Holy sh!t. So if a celebrity has a ‘sponsored coming out’ (“I want to just say that this is my true self...just like Crest White Strips are revealing my true teeth.”), no one is allowed to poke fun at or even mildly question the motivation behind the article.

So the Terrorists have already won. Great job, Obama!!

For REAL. If the first instinct you have as a parent when your kid starts crying is to double-down on the reason they are crying...wtf....

Only fair!!

I believe for every clove of garlic, it’s a quarter teaspoon. I like garlic so if it’s a sauce, for example, i put in a tablespoon. 

True, and that’s why this is likely empty saber-rattling. It certainly seems like this is becoming a “Wag the Dog” scenario. This will become some huge military “problem” (seriously, bomb Iran because of two OIL TANKERS??) that Trump has to solve, to distract from the fact that when it comes to foreign policy, Trump…