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The Audi Of Broken Dreams
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You’re human; you have needs. Clearly you needed a tactical spork. Don’t deny your urges, for they are the voice of nature crying out to help you survive.
You’re human; you have needs. Clearly you needed a tactical spork. Don’t deny your urges, for they are the voice…
I’m hitting Golden Corral Buffet, flanking from the left side straight to the fired meats, sporking in short, controlled bursts.
I’m hitting Golden Corral Buffet, flanking from the left side straight to the fired meats, sporking in short,…
I don’t know but gear up, we’re hitting an ISIS stronghold tonight.
I don’t know but gear up, we’re hitting an ISIS stronghold tonight.
...Esquilin was placed under arrest and handcuffed (behind his back, for the safety of everyone involved) and placed into the back seat of a police cruiser. Expecting a short ride to the police station, he was notably confused when the ride took approximately 17 hours. The officer then took him out of the cruiser and…
they need to get this jerk off the road.
This is a cat on top of a police car. But it’s not just any police car. This anarchist cat decided to hop onto a car…
LOL I don’t know who’s right and who’s wrong here but yours is funnier. And I needed a laugh. +1
For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,…
He looks like a fuckin idiot every day, what’s the big deal if you add wimp to the resume.
Somehow, American foreign policy has managed to get even stupider! Maybe making a reality show host president wasn’t a great idea.
Because our President does not fully understand the consequences of his actions.
Ironic that people voted for Trump so Hillary “wouldn’t start WW3" as Trump proceeds to start WW3.
Why, apart from dick flexing on the part of the current administration, would we carry out a preemptive attack on N.K. for conducting the sixth nuclear test they’ve done? This is a genuine question because I don’t understand what the point would be.
You need to dial back your tough Internet guy bit about 15 notches right now.
Found the lonely unmarried bastard.
I’m pinning a note to the corkboard that has our state-required minimum wage poster thing and our reminder to wash our hands that reminds everyone that Tom doesn’t like this sort of thing.
Alright, Lotus. Did you really think you could get away with this? Not the joke, obviously—any journalist knows a…
I did the research for you: Veyron tires.