You know what’s really strange? I think about this a lot. It’s one of those things in life where it’s not this huge, life changing paradigm, but you can’t help but go back to it over and over again. I constantly think about this guy and how he represents a growing number of small minded, thick headed, room temperature…

Dude... you rule.

It makes me so proud that law enforcement turns to us Jalops for help in situations like this. It’s just so awesome.

Someone is cutting onions again. This is so awkward.

Holy shit. I had no idea that Alfa owners were such intolerable pricks. Jesus Christ! Seriously... I feel the need to flip them off every time I see them now. It’s like what would happen if the most smug Prius owners decided that Italian performance was as important as reducing emissions.

YES!!! This is exactly what Jalopnik needs

Top notch article, Ryan. Very well done.

I think you’d love my blue, Sandy VAG.

(I’m dead serious when I say that my car would be pretty much perfect for a race car. Just don’t rely on things like airbags working or the half of the engine that is now missing to get you anywhere)

My friend, do I ever have the fucking car for you... like Audis?

My Audi was a title washed flood car. It was a miserable experience and I am only now, hopefully, with any luck, going to get it out of my hair once and for all.

Because Audi.

I can understand where you’re coming from, but please take this into consideration-

If you were doing your job and someone started yelling at you and recording you while in your face, wouldn’t you be a little unnerved?

Yeah, and doesn’t an AC service call for WOT? I’m currently so mad with a dealership that I want to throw spitballs of lava and acid, but I think this is maybe being a little blown out of proportion.

I’ve been through this twice. It’s really strange, because everybody seems to have a different experience. All I can say for sure is that it’s a horrible feeling

Misery plane made me giggle

The Rav4 is just trying to assert its dominance. It’s so cute.

I bought a car while extremely drunk once. And it somehow ended up being the most reliable 4 wheeled thing of all time

Yeah, I’ve looked up the details on shylo57 and she’s your typical self righteous apologist. Her blog is painful to read and she seems to think that she holds sway and power, but she doesn’t. She also seems to be pretty open about her lust for wine, so... you know. There’s that.