I’m being dead serious when I ask this question, because of reasons...

I agree. I know there were a lot of expectations from the applicants, so I have zero doubt that you’ll be able to pull this off, and I hope we get to see the whole staff in different ways, too. The sense of community is honestly the biggest thing that pulls me back to Jalopnik. Can’t wait to see what you have in store…

Sweet. If I remember correctly, you’ve been behind the majority of the editing lately, correct? (I’m just going off of my very bad memory)

Intriguing... Can you give any more info on it?

That’s very good to hear. Jalopnik has so many ways it could grow, but I understand it needs money in order to reach some of these areas. Videos are a great way to garner a larger audience, and I think a Jalopnik YouTube channel would be awesome. Looking forward to it!

Jalopnik videos are a ton of fun. Can we look forward to more of them?

Best comment ever

HOW MANY CRIMES DID HE JUST COMMIT?!

There seems to be more ad-hoc victimization in this tragedy than any I’ve seen from any other case. Somehow, people are angry that a white woman got shot. But not because she was shot- she had the audacity to not be black when she was killed.

Yeah, they are pretty neat-o

On a scale of 1-11, how annoyed do you get with the “STICK TO CAR STORIES” replies on your Facebook page? And other comments like it...

What absolutely pathetic pieces of shit. God I fucking hope that asshole gets everything he deserves, and then some, for hurting a fucking dog.

Wow! That was horrifying... glad you’re ok!

These planes are stuck in eternal “COME AT ME BRO” mode

Why are people seemingly dismissing this over the fact that a hammer was involved? Someone died. A real human being has been killed. Where along the lines of time do people lose their sense of humanity and find it acceptable to disparage a human life like this?

So that’s where they got the airport design for GTA V. Cool.

Take your star and just go

Well that’s not what you want

I spring up immediately because those seats are awful and I’d rather stand and wait for the time to come for me to exit than sit there. In fact, most times, I let pretty much everyone get off the plane before I do, just so I can take all the time I need to get my stuff. I do this to be courteous to others and to cause…