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The Audi Of Broken Dreams
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Nothing like a wet 3 way to give you the skid marks from hell

Hey, I check a few times a day (at the very least), so I just thought I’d ask outright-

Hey, I check a few times a day (at the very least), so I just thought I’d ask outright-

That’s the most generic, bullshit comeback possible. “You’re too angry!”

Well, then go ahead and try and light me on fire and we’ll see what happens. Sound good? You miserable sack of walking shit.

So you’re just being a pedantic jackass and looking past the fact that somebody died and insisting on stating your opinion that lighting another human being on fire shouldn’t be considered attempted murder, just a “dick move”? That’s pretty pathetic. Of all things you could be pushing in this terrible story, you find

Yeah, you know... I used to prank others by letting Zippo lighter fluid spill onto my hand after refilling their lighters and then catching my hand on fire. I’m aware of how it works. It’s a fun gag. IF YOU’RE THE ONE DOING IT TO YOURSELF OR THE OTHER PERSON IS ON BOARD. I did it many hundreds of times and I never got

Then surely you wouldn’t be upset if your friend decided to light you on fire while trying to sleep? Eat shit. You’re not getting anywhere with your pathetic nonsense. Just shut the fuck up. You don’t belong here.

People like you are the reason we as a society are unable to progress and better understand difficult issues (such as depression) and treat one another better. People like you are the reason we have war. People like you are the reason there is prejudice, racism, and all forms of hatred. Your baseless and irrational

Cool, so can I come along and douse you in chemicals and then light you on fire? You’ll laugh about it, right?

You fucking suck, you dumb prick.

FIRE. It’s fucking FIRE. Downplaying it in any shape or form is about as fucking pathetic as anything can be. Were you working there with him?

I was under the impression that drones were blocked from entering these areas by way of geofenced signal blocking methods. I know one of our local professional sports team’s stadiums has been able to completely block all drones trying to fly into it.

I tried these out on one of my cars and all three failed very prematurely. Do you live in an area that sees extreme heat and cold?

I tried these out on one of my cars and all three failed very prematurely. Do you live in an area that sees extreme

I should add that they are Teflon coated, which adds to the smooth operation of the blades

I should add that they are Teflon coated, which adds to the smooth operation of the blades

I really like the Trico NeoForm. They’ve continuously held up through the extreme heat and extreme cold weather cycles we have here, they wash without streaking, they’re quiet, and they are easy to clean.

I really like the Trico NeoForm. They’ve continuously held up through the extreme heat and extreme cold weather

I’m not sure the last time I saw a clean 240, but I did see a totally bone stock IS300 yesterday. I also saw a BMW 1M and a 488, but I was genuinely more shocked by the IS300.

The phone in his lap makes me think he was rather distracted at the time he made this idiotic move. I am so fucking sick of texting/otherwise distracted by their phone drivers. That text can fucking wait. This guy was so lucky, and I WISH he could be used as an example of what can happen when you text and drive. But

Then I shall covet my tactical spork with much pride and appreciation, using it as a reminder that I have one of the greatest luxuries in human existence.

Then I shall covet my tactical spork with much pride and appreciation, using it as a reminder that I have one of the

So I just bought a tactical spork. How did that happen?

So I just bought a tactical spork. How did that happen?

This comment made me happier than it probably should have.