They seem surprisingly... sadly... level headed, given their response to the officer’s questions. That part is equal parts outstanding and sad. Outstanding for kids being able to be so mature and aware, sad because their mom is a piece of shit. Let’s just hope they can find better days ahead.

What in the honest fuck are you talking about, dickhead?

You stupid fucking cunt. Seriously. I basically bitch slapped you and you come back with that. I think you must have worked at my Saturn dealership.

Enjoy your life of flawed reasoning and half assed logic!

Your reading comprehension skills fucking suck. I’m pretty sure it’s this exact “NUH UH!” attitude that made Saturn the insufferable brand it was. Jesus... the company has been out of business for what, 7 years? And you manage to find a way to keep making it terrible.

To answer your question, I suggest reading my other comments and attempting to comprehend what it is that I’m saying. I’ve already explained it to you.

Except that these were well known, endemic, unresolved issues which many, many owners had to deal with and many also share the same horror stories of dealership bullshit. It is most certainly not confined to just myself, because if you look, you’ll see countless other former Saturn owners with the exact same stories…

Ok, so first off, no need to be such a dick about it. Jesus Christ. Try talking to someone like a human being first and see if that works a bit better for you, because you only dug the hole in this story deeper.

You see, you’re being too logical. To understand what is going on, you need to forego all sanity and reason and just let it rip. It’s kind of like taking a dump on the desk of that coworker that annoys you. Just to send the message. Does it change anything? Yeah. Is it a meaningful change? Not really. But god dammit,…

Why? Because I think it’s stupid when people get all bent out of shape about an electronic device they don’t like? If that’s something which requires medical intervention, then it’s no wonder this nation is so over medicated.

Why? Because I think it’s stupid when people get all bent out of shape about an electronic device they don’t like?…

Moto Z

Moto Z

Car for sale. Good shape. Freshly restored driver’s seat.

But when you see one driving along while you’re walking down the street, it will make you stop dead in your tracks and you will find yourself in pure awe. Those headlights...

How the guy with the camera kept himself from beating the driver of the car to within an inch of his fucking life is beyond me. After seeing something like that and then seeing so little humility in its wake, I would not have been able to hold back.

I honestly laughed out loud from start to finish. And I REALLY needed that laugh. This is one for the Jalopnik history books.

Let us all bow our heads and have a moment of silence...

Very well put.

Fucking this.

Humanity is much better than we give ourselves credit for. Our biggest weakness, as evidenced in this story, is that we fail to realize just how incredible we are, so we give up and act as if nothing else is possible. Because of it, a child will grow up without her father and a woman has lost the love of her life. It…

This is one of those stories that just eats away at every single positive part of your being and doesn’t stop. How fucking petty and worthless. If we spent a fraction of the time that we use to be angry at one another to instead be better, the world would become so much brighter and full of hope. Until then, children…