That’s exactly the kind of thing I’d expect a nuked hamster to say. So typical.

No. This is the opposite of that mentality. The exact opposite. It’s the people that did nothing but complain about Gawker users.

I have energy. I have the best energy. Every time I do something, my friends call me and say “Thanks for doing what nobody else had the energy to do”.

Your lack of proper grammar makes me sad. Sad!

What the fuck is with all the sensitive bags of dicks leaving these kinds of comments lately? It’s Jalopnik... if you’re going to come in here with that kind of attitude, you’re not going to like anything. You probably already hate everything, but just fuck you. You bag of dicks. Great big bag of dicks. That’s you.

So, Kristen... after the little hissy fit someone else is having, just wanted to say thanks for the laugh and the good post. If I didn’t read this, I wouldn’t have known about this. Sad!

Holy fucking hell, man... calm down. Jesus Christ. You’re probably one of the people that constantly laments on Jalopnik’s Facebook page every time something from Foxtrot Alpha is posted or, god fucking forbid, Jalopnik posts what they want to post.

Yeah, except that simply isn’t true. I replied already that I have no issues with keeping the friendship strictly platonic and that I am also capable of finding a romantic partner (was able to, at least. then i got married) without any drama.

For most of my life, my closest friends have been female. I’ve always been able to completely separate sexual and romantic desires from desires of simply being friends. Getting girlfriends was never a problem, but holy shit... the insecurity of some was insane. I couldn’t handle it. Now I’m married and my wife has…

Ok, I was really confused.

Did you really just call me a geezer?

I used an IDP once. Once. I showed it to the police and they thought it was a scam. I was questioned as to why I didn’t just show my license. So I don’t get the IDP anymore.

The Prius tried to sneak up on the Tesla and take it out so it could maintain its dominance, but it got the D instead.

I was going to ask if this could have been a factor and the link you provided points me to yes.

#COTD

THESE ARE FROM 1995 AND 1994 AND THEY’RE CALLED CLASSICS OH DEAR GOD I AM GETTING OLD

What about Merkur? What in the hell was Merkur? Write about Merkur next.

Liberal here. You nailed it. Have you ever seen the videos of people juggling hammers and driving nails into the ceiling in the process? That’s you. The blatant and shameless arrogance and unwillingness to not fall into the rut of childish mudslinging was infuriating. I didn’t support Trump one bit. But I also did not…

Vampliers. I wish everyone on earth had a pair of these. There would be so much less violence and hatred.

It was so nice for GM to take and store a photo that describes so perfectly what people mean when they say “malaise” to describe an almost unthinkably boring set of things.