**with this sort of investigative/informative glance on stories along these lines. Sorry... I should have clarified that first. I don’t mean to discredit the other pieces put up by yourself or other writers.

Finally, a new FTA article! I’ve been wanting one for a while now. And this was a goos one, too. Great work!

Yeah, this makes sense. Thanks for the help

I’m trying to figure out what he’s saying to the guy that hit him. It looks like he’s saying something about going around... anyone good at reading lips?

Which one, exactly? The Mercedes and trailer or the nuns with the puppies and the orphans?

Thank you. You are sane. Correct, sane, and I like you.

Jesus christ, dude! What the hell have you done?! Why are there so many people so fucking angry over this??? Did you run over a line of nuns carrying puppies to the orphanage on Christmas and I missed that sentence? Holy shit...

“WILL likely kill you”

So you’re the car-pope, I guess? You must have never sped, followed too close, driven while too tired/hyped up/mad, gotten angry at another driver and acted in a way unbecoming of the driving gods...

The car is from Dubai. They probably have a few extras sitting around the airport they can use for parts.

THIS needs to happen far more often. I really could have used a good Tumi deal a couple of months ago. Awesome find!!!!!!

THIS needs to happen far more often. I really could have used a good Tumi deal a couple of months ago. Awesome…

There’s a lot down the street from me, FULL of diesel VWs. They’ve been there since this all started and it’s such a sad thing to see. They’re tucked away from plain sight and just rotting away.

The dealership-

Stop alienating your staunchest supporters and readers. Stop being so thin skinned. And listen to what the people that read your material have to say. Blocking people out for whatever absurd reasons your guys have gives the sensation of a sinking ship, and scrambling to pick up a new writer after one of your best…

Did someone say something about a Lada? These beauties are ready for the taking. Though I never see anyone buying them.

I don’t understand. I was greenlit for comments after waiting for over a year, toiling endlessly to please the Jalopnik comment gods in a way which would allow me to post comments without the need for censorship, also in a way which was highly supportive of the ideology of Jalopnik and its umbrella parent company. I…

Then why do you still come here, much less take enough time to have an account with which to comment? There are tons of websites out there I find to be painfully obnoxious. So I just don’t go to them. As such, I am able to avoid commenting.

“GAH YOUR OPINIONS DO NOT LINE UP WITH MINE AND THAT SCARES ME OH DEAR GOD WHY IS THE FREE PRESS ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPION”

Inflation is a bummer

I still can't wrap my head around 2.6 seconds. That just almost impossible