I kind of like it. Maybe it’s because I spend so much god damn time under the hood that it’s nice for the battery to be tucked away so I have one less thing to want to murder in the face. Though getting the bracket to tighten down requires a lot of cursing and throwing of tools.

The Monsoon sound system is so dear to me for some reason. I see this body style with the Monsoon system and get happy.

This is going to be interesting and amazing. It’s like a reworked version of DougCar, only with far less Doug.

I have a broken K03 boosted dream. When that little fucker fails, it’s game over. It sounds like a dentist drill. Which is a real hardcore slap in the face, because the last thing you want to hear when your tiny little turbo dies is the same sound you hear when some guy is maniacally putting holes in your mouth.

No. They fail. Promise.

Take a good look at my name. Don’t be like me.

In that incident, it’s not entirely certain that it was caused by an air show appearance. That accident could have happened pretty much anywhere at any time. Which is awful, because that was a very nasty crash. Very, very sad.

It’s not new and it’s not official, but holy hell this.

This really freaked me out when I read it. That is really strange...

You mean like the Ramstein airshow disaster? Or the Sknliv airshow disaster? Both HORRIBLE tragedies and some of the more disturbing videos available for immediate viewing, but also not events which have prohibited airshows from taking place. Indeed, they have made things much safer for the general public and we have…

In all seriousness, though, it’s truly a shame that someone lost their life. Losing two aircraft is a unfortunate, but they can easily be replaced. When a life is lost, it’s a tragedy. Especially when the loss of life occurs because of something which is meant to entertain.

The power of quattro

I actually really miss Saturn. At least the Saturn that the company started out as, not the badge engineered brand. They weren’t perfect, but at least it was something new.

Roger, good buddy. Will do. Don’t want to end up like this asshole. Have a good day!

Family friendly fun

Oh yes I fucking did call you out, absolutely. When you went on and on about “I’M FROM OHIO AND YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING”... that thing, remember? I tore you to shreds and you couldn’t reply. Why? Because you’re a fucking loser. You really are. You suck ass. You lost your shit like the bitch you are and you were…

Oh, how edgy.

Funny that you couldn’t see the joke in that. As much as I know you want to disagree and believe that I’m lying, I can absolutely assure you that I was doing nothing more than playing your own game. It doesn’t seem you enjoyed it too much, so why do you do it to others? Hints at suicide are pretty far past the tough…

Show me how it’s done and I promise I’ll be right behind you.