This is kind of shitty on Tesla’s part. I had always hoped that they wouldn’t be this sort of company.

I thought it was funny.

I was wondering that same thing... which is strange.

Holy SHIT that was incredible!

I like the way you think.

I know it kind of goes in the face of your hand tools thing, but a very basic clay bar kit works miracles on this stuff. Miracles, Freddy. Miracles.

I read this headline and thought that the story couldn’t possibly be as absurd as it being made to be. And wow. It was worse.

Why am I so uncomfortable at the thought of you driving down the road with a stuffed ant eater?

but what about the pizza? seriously! track the kind of pizza down to where it’s sold and look through some footage

Or the dog could maul the living holy shit out of anyone it thinks is a threat to its master.

Jalopnik doesn’t owe you shit, and if they want to post about helicopters, they’ll post about helicopters. You people constantly bitching about how things can sometimes stray away from just cars (god forbid) are obnoxious. On Facebook as well as here. If you don’t like it, then what are you still doing reading it? You…

What?

It costs more than that. I was charged $3,000 for a 5 mile ride.

“It costs roughly $22,514 to fly an F-16 for one hour. I’m pretty sure that’s cheaper than an ambulance.”

You come across as being incredibly self righteous yourself, you fucking dolt. Don’t have kids, becuase you’ll probably suffocate them just to prove a point.

And his video has millions of views now. So he is doing something right.

NAILED IT. This guy right here. Krochus- boom.

EXACTLY! I’m going to be looking for any form of contact for this company to thank them for hiring such a well disciplined and good driver. This should not go overlooked.

The car is remarkable. But this... why is the emblem so horrible?