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The Audi Of Broken Dreams
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It’s not Mike’s fault. I want to be clear that I am not blaming HIM. But these places are notorious for a very low level of care and even using the wrong kind of oil on a regular basis. I understand being busy and needing it done for you. I get that. But for his own sake, and for the sake of the poor car as well, I

In retrospect, I’m kind of surprised there wasn’t a huge push for you to get a PT Cruiser.

Three lug? Brilliant!

Is this a removed tach like in the Subaru Brighton Edition?

There is a reason they’re cheap. They’re garbage. Some of them look nice, but they’re just crap. So far as the Ferrari engine, I don’t think that would be too big of a deal since he owned a Ferrari. Plus, it’s Doug. He has a loyal following of people that will read about any car. I’d just hate to see him get a

A Maserati? Do you hate Doug that much?

DOUG!!!!!!!!

Am I the only one that sees this plate as a bit ominous?

I will take someone outside and fight them if they try to say that the Harlequin was a stupid version.

B6 Audi A4 1.8t quattro

Actually, you must not have read where I realized I was wrong and this post is a month and a half old.

\m/ >_< \m/

My user name tells most of my story, but god damn the mid-90s Saturns sucked. The alternator on those things would just break and break and break, and then, when the car thought you hadn’t been punished enough, it would break and then a mounting hole on the block would break off with it. So that was really cool.

I have seen quite a number of these in the wild for some strange reason. So many people don’t even know they exist. I’ve had so many arguments along the lines of “That’s not a Lamborghini! That’s a Hummer or something!”

HOW THE HELL DID I SPELL ROAM WRONG?! DAMN IT ALL!!!!!

As Justin Hughes mentioned, they are solid protection from many things that you may encounter while riding like the civilized human you are and not reigning terror on unsuspecting motorists. But also a solid glove to put in your “Must Have” treasure trove of things to buy in order to be an insufferable cock if that’s

I think he is wearing Hard Times gloves by 5-11 or something very similar. They’re specially designed to allow the user (with l/e, military, etc. being the target audience) to punch the crap out of pretty much anything and not feel a thing. The perfect glove of choice for someone looking to punch mirrors at high speed.

“And here we have the Edison. The Edison romes your streets at night and runs over stray kittens and puppies to keep itself active. Over here, we have the DC. It needs to stop every 10 feet, restart, and then it is good to go again. Air conditioning is extra for the DC. And last, but certainly not least, we have the

That’s weird. My cat has seen a few snakes. I was there for the first one... she didn’t really care at all. The snake was freaked out though.