God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

This is still a bit long winded, but it was the best I could do:

Uh...there are White people in Turkey. I’m White. I’m Turkish. Hello.

Calling him “cult leader” proves you’re deranged.

the anti-clinton shit in the 90's, the anti-clinton shit while she was secretary of state, the anti-clinton shit from the benghazi hearings/email server, all the phony BS scandals the GOP pulled out of their asses...the DNC knew what they were getting themselves into: half the country would be a lock for the other…

If you think that Sanders is to blame for HRC’s loss you are an idiot.

Fuck off. The Clinton’s and the party who cleared the way for her and put their finger on the scale in the primary owe the world an apology. You put up a lemon that no one wanted to be president. She got 10 million less votes than Obama did in 2008. Take your share of the blame. Clinton is the problem here. The party…

She sure did. Democrats made the same exact mistake that republicans made in ‘08 and ‘12 (and were trying to make this cycle too). Propping up milquetoast establishment candidates in elections obviously driven by “change”. It was painful to watch. Hopefully this will stir enough of them from their echo chambers.

Preach! I am a black woman and I became sick hearing all the white liberals say it was privilege that made me reluctant to support her. Like, she ran a virulently racist campaign in 2008!

You hapless goddamned idiot. You and your ilk lost us this election, and you’re too stupid to realize it.

oh...you mean CAMPAIGNING FOR HER FOR MONTHS??

The conspiracy theories were later proven absolutely right in the DNC hack which showed it was a farcical organization. But yeah blame Bernie and his supporters for your defeat.

all of the Bernie supporters who started the cycle of Hillary hate

Blame everyone except the loser.

Sorry to break this to you, but Clinton was already by far the least liked democrat before progressives spoke a word about her this cycle.

This is bullshit. Fact-based criticism of any candidate is legitimate.

This is an especially idiotic hot taek.

Republicans have been calling the first black president a secret member of ISIS. They called Hillary Clinton a demon.

You’ve done a great job here pointing out a phenomenon known as “point-and-laugh liberalism.” Maybe if the Democrats adopted the a policy of unconditional respect, one that was advocated by... what’s his name.... the old white guy from Vermont, we wouldn’t be staring at this goddamn travesty. These people are…

Near Dark is one of the best, most underrated vampire movies ever made.