I think the best part of this story is the entirely superfluous introduction of "I TOTALLY had some sex in college, seriously"...kept waiting for the ending to involve the girl somehow but nope, you just wanted to start by mentioning it. Fair play.

I'm starting with the man in the mirror (Ooh!)

Hey Sarah Koenig, I think we have the second season of Serial right here.

I love reddit:

I'm guessing Fox regrets switching to this game last-minute from GB-BUF for most of the southern portion of the country.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Why did we need to know that you're a Seahawks fan for that statement

This is only acceptable if the kid was talking mad shit.

As a former Time Magazine Person of the Year myself (I won in 2006), I do not want this man in our elite fraternity.

You literally only had to read the first sentence of the post to get that context.

Joe: Hey Erika

Would be sooooo much better on the Nintendo's Xbox.

How can we still be this bad at filming shit with our phones? It's almost 2015. I feel like my 8 year old son could remake Avatar with my iPhone 6.

The person who should feel the worst about that horrible play? The guy who filmed it in vertical mode. His life coach should be fired.

It's just some trash blowing in the wind. Do you have any idea how conplicated your circulatory system is?

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…

Here are some items not to get for the Football Lover in Your Life:

@SavetoFavorites: Oh, he's been dodgy all year.