*beats head on table*

Freedom of Navigation and international waters, I guess. The same reason why their fighters can come within a few feet or our fighters can do the same. It’s not against the law, it’s just uncomfortable. And you don’t start a war just ‘coz you’re uncomfortable :)

Relax dude. I'm a long time Jalop and made a dumb mistake. I owned up to it.

Give him a break. There is a tremendous sibling resemblance.

And with that, two legacies were destroyed. Northern WRXposure?

*coughwaybetterthanCanadianmaplesyrupanywaycough*

Shouldn’t this also be written in French?

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Completely inappropriate and unprofessional

I am figuratively in shock by that

I am figuratively in shock by that.

It's a military sub of Jalopnik.

Prerequisite for commenting on this or nearly any article with an accompanying video really, REALLY should be.... Wait for it.....

I drove it downtown a bit with the top down when the SXSW crowd was at a maximum. If being a douche in this car is wrong, I don't want to be right.

We can fight about the flavor or shrinkage differences between baking and frying bacon all day long, but you know what's the most awesome thing about baking? You stick it in the oven and walk away. While that's going on, you can make the rest of your food without worrying about over frying that hunk of meat. Ever…

What the fuck are wrong with catalytic convertors? Catalytic converters are modern miracles. They DRAMATICALLY reduce the harmful emissions from vehicles (by a huge amount...we're not talking a little thing here...a lot of people underestimate what they do), and do so in a way that is extremely power and fuel…

That's a fowl joke.

That third picture quacks me up.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

Aw, man. I love heated seats.